You Are Not Scary

Everyone loves you. Isn’t that sweet? How Scary Are You?

*Dang. I can’t even fake being scary?*

That’s right. I refuse to post anything about the NU/Oklahome State whomp game. What you’re reading right now is a figment of your imagination. So please excuse me whilst I return to my huffy pout in my quiet little office.

Maybe one of the Sisters will bring some homemade cookies to break me out of this funk? White chocolate macadamia nut? Please…?

*grumble*

Being a Christian is like being a pumpkin. God lifts you up, takes you in, and washes all the dirt off of you. He opens you up, touches you deep inside, and scoops out all the yucky stuff—including the seeds of doubt, hate, greed, etc. Then He carves you a new smiling face and puts His light inside you to shine for all the world to see.


(This was passed on to me from another pumpkin, Father J. Photo is mine.)

I’ve been planning to purchase a new laptop to replace my existing 3 year old Compaq Presario R3000 that my daughter adores and would like to call her own, but not until after Microsoft’s Vista release in early 2007. However… I’m much more receptive to buying one over the holidays after reading this.

Can you say incentive? And hey, I need another business tax write-off anyway.

Uh-oh… I’m foaming at the mouth.

P.S. I will NOT be buying a DELL. After 1+ years of hardship in upgrading Sisters’ computers across the West-MidWest region, I’ve had it up to HERE (finger pointing to forehead) with their crap. Yes. I have. Let’s just say, “The left hand doesn’t speak to the right” in selling computers. So I’m done with you people. Despite the management changes, I’m thinkin’ HP next time around. And Dell? I’ve had enough. *PFFT!*