Mar 28 2007
Dear President Bush
First and foremost I’d like to apologize for the lateness in reporting my status in your Presidential fitness program. Yes, it has been awhile, hasn’t it? But it’s not like I haven’t been working out, nosiree! Quite the opposite. In fact, the Hubs has been coming down on me for being so obsessive about all this working out business, and frankly, he’s getting a little worried.
What? You’re the guy who got me started on it, so don’t give me that look. Ok yes, I am up to 120 situps on the incline, riding fast-paced elliptical programs (-344 calories a shot!), and don’t even get me started on all the circuit and weight training. You’ve turned me into a complete exercise fanatic, George. I’m a total. workout. addict nut. But that can’t be such a bad thing now, can it?
Anyway, I thought you’d like to see the fancy bronze and silver medals your people sent me:
Sweet, huh? And now it looks like I only have 26,890 points left to go before… GOLD. GOLD! Stay tuned, Georgie, because it won’t be long. Check this out:
Then what?
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10 Responses to “Dear President Bush”
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Go CM you ROCK!!!
@Brad: Not yet… I’m aiming for rock-hard abs. Why not, right?
I’m so proud of you (and this on the same day that i cancel my gym membership)!
@mannyed: Thanks for being proud!
Now why’d you go and cancel the membership? And was it before or after you read my blog? Hmm?
@George: I’ve been pinged by all kinds of governmental servers after this post, some that I’m sure you’re aware of for security reasons. And yet, you still seem a little skittish about responding to my blogs. Fine. Laura and I will just have to do a little bit of retail therapy to make up for your lack of attention. You won’t feel slighted now, will you? It’s all for the common good, you know.
George, don’t be rude! Here you have a two time presidential fitness program medal winner, AND a person who contributes to our thriving economy (via Libby Lu’s) and you can’t make one little congratulatory comment on her blog! Pfft! Republicans!
ps…I canceled my gym membership because now I’m into Yoga done in my livingroom. For Free.
I am VERY impressed. Can I have some of your workout ethic, please. I totally need some.
Angei
@mannyed: See if I ever elect HIM again. Oh wait, I can’t. Ok, well… let me think about that.
@Angei: You can join the challenge, maybe? It’s FREE and fun to see the points add up. And then when you’re finished, you’ve already made workouts routine. (See George should thank me—I’m a walking/blogging testimonial now!)
You go girl!!! I need inspiration to get my sorry butt moving!
Hugs,
Cordaville
I finally got my butt in gear but it’s taken going back on the little happy pills to accomplish the feat. Ah well, better that then sitting on the couch continuing to spread!
Congrats on a job well done (even if obsessively!)