May 08 2007
Guilty Pleasures Abound
Yes, I’m one of those ‘fake bakers’ who enjoys prepping my bronze-like glow for summer under the electric sun. Guilty. As. Charged. Like it or hate it, call me superficial, that’s just life so let’s move on from it.
Anyway, as long as I’m fessing up to my little habit, I figured I might as well go all out and share my latest trick of the trade:

Hempz Ultra Dark Tan Maximizer
Don’t worry, I never inhale while wearing that stuff.
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Do your kids now that you do this and use that?
Heheh!
@mannyed: They do! I should be called ’shameless-fake-bake-wench-momma’. That fits just right.
Hubby and I are fake bakers, too. It’s not nice to blind people with my pale white skin in the summer. Oh, yea, and I started with the fake nails again. Just call me superficial!
@BDMP: The Hubby, too? Oh yes… CD won’t admit it, but he’s a fake baker like us. (Ha! Just outed him.) And fake nails? You’re just the superficialest of all time.
(yeah, I started doing my own manicures after getting robbed at the ‘chop shop’ one time too many)
I usually only go to the tanning place in the winter to deal with SAD. It usually holds me till summer when I can head out to get some serious Vitamin D!

Niiiice! I’m sure you’ll look fabuloso with your glow!!!
@deannie: See? Tanning has perks. I hope you weren’t too sad over the winter, thanks to those fake rays. Doncha love Vitamin D?
@Dana: I’m a little uneven right now, but give it time and I’ll be the next Ms Tropicana. Or something. Ok, not really.
Okay, I love the smell of their lotion. Tropical wonderful’ness. That being said, last year when I was looking for a end of the year presant of The Moo Girl, the saleman at the Beauty Supply recommended their line. Hemp lotion for the kindergarten teacher… Don’t really want the teacher getting the wrong idea!
Hey… thanks for the teacher gift idea! Now why didn’t I think of that before?