Ever hear the saying, Be careful what you wish for, because you just might get it? With Mother’s Day just around the corner, here’s a little hint from ITCM about what not to give Mom this year. (She won’t be wishing for a pair of these, trust me.) A gift card to Gap for low-rise boot cut jeans will make a much better substitute. Seriously:

While checking out an online service called Hulu that I blogged about over on my corporate blog, I found a video clip of Natalie Portman in which she raps like some sort of gangster chick. Thinking this kind of behavior was out of character for such a squeaky clean Harvard grad, I couldn’t help but roll on the floor laughing. Who’d have thought Natalie was so crude in real life? Makes you question the integrity of film stars these days, doesn’t it?

Take a look - but brace yourself and be prepared for Natalie’s raunchy (albeit censored) rap:

This video is so NOT how I’m spending my days as a freelancer:

I just thought it was funny. Enjoy!

(Pay no attention to the tree partially blocking our view during this snippet. As you can see, we didn’t get a good spot for viewing fireworks at Epcot the night the video was taken. Let that be a lesson for the next time you find yourself at Epcot recording IllumiNations… camp out early!)